Oh well, I guess $50 for piece of mind isn't that.... oh wait, it is. Thankfully, I'm not the kind of parent who spends this much money on these fancy baby products... and if you have one or more of any of the following products, then yes, I am judging you. And no, these are not in any particular order of ridiculousness...
Serious?! How could you look at this and think: yes, I would love to buy this because it looks so fashionable and at the same time it can keep my baby AND me warm. Because I can promise you that isn't what I will be thinking when I see you...
Ok, I'll admit that having to go to the bathroom at the store with a child is no easy feat... but lets be honest, you laughed because this looks stupid, right?
Is it REALLY that difficult to change the kids' diaper?! You're AT LEAST twice as big as your baby!! And you call yourself a parent....
And here's another one... If you need a rubber duck to tell you if the water is too hot for your kid, then maybe parenting just isn't for you.
Um... what?! So if your baby has a snotty nose, go ahead and stick one part in the nose and the other in... your mouth?! WTF?! (F = freak or F... not the other one. I'm Mormon.)
I guess it sorta makes sense for your baby to wear a helmet... especially if you have hardwood floors or whatever. But think about it. Your baby's head is already the heaviest part of your baby so lets go ahead and make it heavier! Yeah! So instead of a few bumps on the head, let's get a broken nose or something.
Don't worry, I'm not REALLY judging any of you moms out there for having any of these... but if you do have any of them, I may laugh at you.
Just a little bit.
4 comments:
Oh, but I really love that fashionable vest, where it looks like your baby's face is growing out of your chest! You'd look like a reverse hunchback--so pretty!
And the rubber duck to tell if the water is too hot? I think if anyone needs one of those, it looks far too complicated for them to even read or understand. Why are there 4 different outcomes to read off of it? Either the water is too hot, or it's not, right? Because if you're giving your baby a cold bath and you can't tell..... Ugh, whatever...
Oh Trina...how I love your posts. I gave a big ol' sigh of relief when I got to the end and could say I did not own a single one of those. Whew.
too funny!
I've decided today really was a good day to stalk you...and you're my favoritest person...hahahaha I want the thing that looked like I had a tumor on my stomach with just the baby face...
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